therealpussydestroyer:

Na que decir del ingenio humano 👍

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wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

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Anonymous said: ay ay....you a bitch. Fuck you. Fuck yo life. Fuck yo happiness. Fuck everything you stand for. Bitchass!

Dear anon,

This is actually the first time I’ve ever received hate mail. Well not counting that one time when I was 8 and someone called me a fag on some kids website.
Anyways, I want to congratulate you. Your message actually made me feel a little sad. Then I remembered, I have no happiness! HA! JOKES ON YOU!!!

Signed,

fuck it

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

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ultrafacts:

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thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

(Source: swannsavior)

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silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762)

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